Voilà! In                                                       view, a humble
 vaudevillian                                                  veteran, cast
  vicariously as both                                         victim and
   villain by the                                            vicissitudes of Fate. This
    visage, no mere                                         veneer of
     vanity, is a                                          vestige of the
      vox populi, now                                     vacant,
       vanished, as the once                             vital
        voice of the                                    verisimilitude now
         venerates what they once                      vilified. However, this
          valorous                                    visitation of a bygone
           vexation stands                           vivified, and has
            vowed to                                vanquish these
             venal and                             virulent
              vermin                              vanguarding
               vice and                          vouchsafing the
                violently                       vicious and
                 voracious                     violation of
                  volition. The only          verdict is
                   vengeance; a              vendetta held as a
                    votive, not in          vain, for the
                     value and             veracity of such shall one day
                      vindicate the       vigilant and the
                       virtuous.         Verily, this
                        vichyssoise of  verbiage
                         veers most    verbose
                          vis-à-vis an introduction,
                           and so it is my
                            very good honor
                             to meet you
                              and you may
                               call me
                                  V.